Judge Doom: Do you want to know how I actually hurt my wrist?
Eddie Valiant: Yes.
Judge Doom: I was hula hooping. The Weasels and I attend a class for fitness and for fun.
Eddie Valiant: Oh, my God.
Judge Doom: I’ve mastered all the moves.The pizza toss, the tornado, the scorpion, the oopsie-doodle…
Eddie Valiant: Why are you telling me this?
Judge Doom: *leans in* Because no one will ever believe you.
Eddie Valiant: … You sick son of a bitch.
