Battle with school supplies…. sounds about right.
abadeerly reblogged this from howdy Ascend to the throne of the world as the new God of a fictional character??? I guess I am the Jesus of suburbia.
Transform into The Declaration of Independence ?
ACTUALLY ALL THE DRAGONS
pers-books reblogged this from badrowboats and added: #in the mistaken belief that it is a puppy, attempt to pet #every single dragon Pretty fucking sure I could tell the...
Steal knives
According to this helpful chart, on my birthday I will cry a lot about the weight of my sins. Honestly, this seems very...
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ziggy-wiggy reblogged this from goldenstatebear and added: Transform into school supplies 📚🔬✏✂
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Consume chocolate. That is all I wanted to do anyway
pervy-sagee liked this Transforming into potatoes
I WILL CONSUME THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENDENCE.