Watch out, ugly fucklings imma transform into knives!!!
number1robotkisser reblogged this from carry-on-my-wayward-assbuttt and added: I SHALL STEAL THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENDENCE! Fuck yeah
I will transform into potatoes. My life’s goal.
restoringvessel liked this i will consume crispy leaves
thegoodbyekisses reblogged this from ironswordandstarshield Consume the Declaration of Independence. I have no clue of how a nonamerican like myself will get it.